Safety Tip: Zombies Can’t Kayak

Tuesday, 12 April 2011
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Zombie Kayak Sign - Fail Blog

Though I can’t be 100% sure, my zombie movie education has taught me that this sign is 100% true.

If I owned a kayak shop I would make and sell t-shirts with, “Zombies Can’t Swim - Get a Kayak” on the back in a heartbeat.

To help further your own zombie survival skills you might remember we posted a quick lesson on how to turn your kayak or canoe paddle into an effective zombie weapon with the simple attachment of a chainsaw.

You will thank me later with all this helpful advice today.

Veggi Zombie Comic

Image Credit: Fail Blog
Comic Credit: sliceofscifi.com

David Johnston

David Johnston

David Johnston has been introducing people to the sport of sea kayaking for the past 15 years. He is a senior instructor trainer with Paddle Canada and teaches for several paddling schools in Ontario, Canada. Full Bio.

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