With all the shark attacks taking place around the globe, I recently decided that I was going to set up shop and live in my bedroom. My thought that it was much safer there.
This morning my dreams of safety were shattered when I read that a boy recently got attacked by a shark in his bed room. Sam Hawthorne was sleepwalking one night when we walked into a dead shark that was hanging from the wall of his bed room.
Somehow the sharks teeth got embedded in his cheek and took about 15 minutes to remove.
His mother, Susan, said: 'It was like something out of a horror film.'
Fortunately, Sam escaped with just a small scar. 'It was the most frightening experience of my life,' he said.
Ok, that's it. I going to start building my underground bunker. I live on the 5th floor of a condo building so I'm going to tunnel into the 4th floor for safe keeping...
More info: metro.co.uk