Found on Craigslist: I’m looking for a boat and I have a big gun to trade for it

Thursday, 02 April 2009
Craigslist Posting for a new boat.Somebody recently sent me the link to this Craigslist posting. The poster has $1000 in cash and some serious firepower to trade for a boat. He doesn't mention what type of boat he is specifically looking for but it needs to be big. Oh yes, he has a mom in a wheelchair and wants to bring her along in the boat.

I will go out on a limb and guess that he isn't looking for a British style low-volume kayak with a skeg or a carbon racing canoe...

I will say however, he might want to consider a career in merchandising as he really made the gun display in the photo really pretty. The way he laid out those extra bullets and magazine clips, is a nice extra touch.

So, have you got a big boat and currently looking to replace it for a big gun that's perfect for scaring your neighbour? Get in contact now; this could be the deal of a lifetime!

David Johnston

David Johnston

David Johnston has been introducing people to the sport of sea kayaking for the past 15 years. He is a senior instructor trainer with Paddle Canada and teaches for several paddling schools in Ontario, Canada. Full Bio.

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