Well here is one for the books.
A man in a kayak (not the guy in the stock photo above) in Mesick, Michigan was stopped by officers of the Department of Natural Resources doing safety equipment check on small boats. They told the paddler he needed a PFD but the man replied that he had enough paddling skills and was adamant he didn’t see a lifejacket. Never had, never would.
You can see where this is going.
The officers let the guy go with a warning only to have to rescue him moments later when he flipped his kayak in the 51-degree water.
After pulling the man into their boat and taking him to shore to warm-up they promptly wrote him a ticket for failure to wear a lifejacket.
You can read the full story here.
You can't make that stuff up!