Think Geek has just released the limited edition official spork of the USS Enterprise. The titanium spoon/fork is made by Snow Peak, has been laser etched with the Starfleet emblem and "NCC-1701" on the back. Look for the "Mess Hall" label on the handle.
If you are interested, you had better jump soon as it's a limited edition piece with only 1701 made.
Update: I just found out that they are already sold out but they are going to developing a non-numbered version. Check their website for arrival times.
Finally, if you are in the market for a new communication device to replace your VHF radio, I would highly suggest that you look into the Star Trek Phaser and Communicator Set also provided by Think Geek. The phaser could be used to possibility scare away bears with its "4 power settings including an overload setting with "exploding" sounds and light effects".
The replica communicator could be used to attempt to contact the Coast Guard with its awesome ‘Hailing Function'. Press a button, close the grill, and 5 seconds later the Enterprise will be calling. If you find yourself floating in the water needing help, flip open the metal grill and select from is massive bank of pre-programmed phrases including, "Transporter room ready to beam up."
Just a word of warning, don't get the phaser or the communicator wet as they don't like water and don't expect them to really work.
Star Trek Phaser and Communicator Set
Star Trek Limited Edition Titanium Spork