Star Trek Uniform Wetsuit is guaranteed to get you beat up on the beach.

Thursday, 31 December 2009

Star Trek Wetsuits
The Blogosphere nerds are all gaga today over the recently released Star Trek uniform wetsuits.

This real wetsuit is offered in both 3 and 5 millimetre thickness and are custom made to your exact measurements. You have your choice of three colours: Command Yellow, Science Blue, and Engineering Red. Prices range from $435 to $470 and take 6-8 weeks for delivery.

Developed exclusively for the RDT by JMJ Wetsuits, these one-piece full suits feature iconic uniform colors & rank insignias from Star Trek: The Original Series. These wetsuits are not novel gimmicks, they are the real deal, made using the highest quality materials and expert craftsmanship. Each individual wetsuit is custom made and tailored to your exact measurements for a perfect fit and unmatched performance. This is the ultimate in warmth and exposure protection when exploring strange new worlds!

Star Trek Red ParkaIf owning a wetsuit isn’t your thing but still want to show your allegiance to the Federation; look into the waterproof Star Trek red uniform parka designed to fit over your wetsuit when you are not in the water. Though not quite as functional as the amazing Kokatat Storm Cags, they are guaranteed to make you the coolest kid standing around the campfire. Price: $160

Developed exclusively for the RDT, this waterproof line of parkas are specifically constructed for aquatic teams & water sports enthusiasts. Extensive research & development led to the creation of this fabric, combining a waterproof shell with a plush synthetic lining.  RDT parkas offer the highest quality materials and workmanship in the industry.

The truProof coating, applied to the inside of the parka shell, prevents any wind or moisture penetration. Thermally efficient linings work to provide a superior layer of heat retaining insulation. RDT Parkas also feature:  A 100% fully lined hood, triple-stitched stress seam construction, Bartack reinforced welt pockets (9 inches deep), and extra long 30 inch YKK two way zipper.

star_trek_patch_commandFinally for those nerds who still have a shred of self dignity but looking to get rid of it quickly, order a Star Trek embroidered patch. I would suggest ordering the Command Insignia patch and sew it directly on your PFD as it will bring you the highest level of respect you deserve. There are several different patches to choose including rank chords. Just make sure you order the correct combination lest you be mocked by other nerd balls for mixing up patches from the wrong show seasons or ranks. Now that would be embarrassing...

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David Johnston

David Johnston

David Johnston has been introducing people to the sport of sea kayaking for the past 15 years. He is a senior instructor trainer with Paddle Canada and teaches for several paddling schools in Ontario, Canada. Full Bio.

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