Psychiatric patient caught after using kayak to escape [Movie plot]

Tuesday, 23 March 2010
Go to JailHow is this for weird? A patient who was wanted for murder escaped from a psychiatric hospital in Denmark. He was caught while attempting to cross a large body of water in a kayak. The problem was that he didn’t have a paddle so needless to say he didn’t get very far when he was picked up by Navy Operation Command.

He joins the exclusive ranks of other criminals trying to avoid the law by using a kayak. Other members of the notorious gang include:

Clearly there are two things we can conclude scientifically. They are that all kayakers are criminals and kayaks are terrible methods of escape.

David Johnston

David Johnston

David Johnston has been introducing people to the sport of sea kayaking for the past 15 years. He is a senior instructor trainer with Paddle Canada and teaches for several paddling schools in Ontario, Canada. Full Bio.

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