It looks like kayakers on the Pinnebog River (located in the thumb part of
Well their trap worked and they caught somebody.
NY freelance TV producer William H. Masters III—son of Masters and Johnson sex researcher William Masters—was allegedly caught dangling his ding dong at two undercover cops who were merely posing as kayakers as part of a sting operation.
According to the Post, the incident occurred nearby on the
Pinnebog Rivernear Masters' Michiganfamily vacation cottage on Saturday. The sheriff’s office said “a 60-year-old New York City-area man yelled for [the] attention” of two women kayaking by. He was on the shore and “was completely nude and making obscene gestures.” But the kayakers were actually “part of a combined law-enforcement-agency sting operation, working out of a two-person kayak on the river.” Huron County
Masters was released on a $5,000 bond and faces up to two years in jail on aggravated indecent exposure.
More info: gothamist.com
PS – Yep, I totally stole the headline from the gothamist.com user, Wasseka who posted the idea for the headline on the site.
Photo credit: guardian.co.uk