Paddle Joke

Monday, 18 December 2006

This was just passed along to me. Sorry it is so tasteless. :)

Saturday  morning he got up early, put on his long johns, dressed quietly, made his lunch, grabbed his gear, slipped quietly into the garage to load the Kayak on the truck, and proceeded to back  out into a torrential downpour.

There was snow mixed with the  rain, and the wind was blowing 50 mph. He pulled back into the  garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the  weather would be bad throughout the day. He went back  into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. Where he cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation,  and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."

She sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out Kayaking in that shit?" 

David Johnston

David Johnston

David Johnston has been introducing people to the sport of sea kayaking for the past 15 years. He is a senior instructor trainer with Paddle Canada and teaches for several paddling schools in Ontario, Canada. Full Bio.

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